Strategies

Tinder -  Your longest on and off relationship 
 
Vaseline - The Swiss army knife of skincare
 
DocMartens - A brand part of your brand  
 
Santander - Inconvenient convenience 

Bitcoin - A mansplainers favorite conversation starter

Airbnb - Makes you a local tourist

Levi’s - Natural butt lift

 

Lipton Tea - The most British tea brand according to non-brits